I may have been gone, but I am still all powerful. My son has taken over my Kingdom, but as far as I can tell, he's still a worthless pile of trash. I had hope for that boy, and all he has is that ONE princess. In my time I had hundreds! Maybe I should just take back my throne, I have my loyal yoshi pet to help, as always.[has the POWER OF THE ANONS & God of Chaos, one of the four factions of Reality, because of this, he now speaks in a singsongy voice]
(Yes Lord Morton, always here, always helping, whatever you say. Well, except for that time i fell down that hole, was gone for a long long time...but im back now and better than ever. Even got some magic now!)
[RP/Ask Blog, and NSFW...fair warning]
ask-armaldo-and-friends whispered,
Chari: If I bent down with my back turned...would you look?
Yes…yes I would.
“That’s it! You’ve forced my hand Morton!”
“Pants pissing…that’s a strange alternative to nosebleeding…”
Tackles and hugs before you get too far“The only blood i’d give at that sight is the blood of me gouging out my own eyes…”
“Ajgffi0nfj,knh=o0kio0f9njmjiop,”“You are such a drama queen…why can’t you just admit I’m sexy?”
Snuggles tight.“Drama is for teenage girls, i’m stating the fact, and I’m not a liar Mort.”
*Tries crawling away.*“Fine….but you’re still sexy~”
Snuggles some more, and eventually falls asleep with you pinned.“Yes Mort, i’m sexy, and I know it…”
*Suffocates under his moobs.*“Andy’s sexier….”
Subconsciously creates a pocket of air for you to breath.“Thank god, I was worried there for a minute…”
*Cries himself to sleep.*“To be honest, aXel’s sexier than you~”
Snuggles you like a teddy while he sleeps.“I’m sure he is, after all, you would know…”
*Dies of embarrassment.*“No I wouldn’t, Never saw aXel naked…Moonfall was in the way.”
Brings back to life to snuggle more“My baby crows have had the misfortune of that… show…”
*Facepalms*
“Did they see what I did to Moonfall after? Hehe”
Facesnuggles
“That’s it! You’ve forced my hand Morton!”
“Pants pissing…that’s a strange alternative to nosebleeding…”
Tackles and hugs before you get too far“The only blood i’d give at that sight is the blood of me gouging out my own eyes…”
“Ajgffi0nfj,knh=o0kio0f9njmjiop,”“You are such a drama queen…why can’t you just admit I’m sexy?”
Snuggles tight.“Drama is for teenage girls, i’m stating the fact, and I’m not a liar Mort.”
*Tries crawling away.*“Fine….but you’re still sexy~”
Snuggles some more, and eventually falls asleep with you pinned.“Yes Mort, i’m sexy, and I know it…”
*Suffocates under his moobs.*“Andy’s sexier….”
Subconsciously creates a pocket of air for you to breath.“Thank god, I was worried there for a minute…”
*Cries himself to sleep.*“To be honest, aXel’s sexier than you~”
Snuggles you like a teddy while he sleeps.“I’m sure he is, after all, you would know…”
*Dies of embarrassment.*
“No I wouldn’t, Never saw aXel naked…Moonfall was in the way.”
Brings back to life to snuggle more